Charlie Sheen is everywhere lately, including filing a massive $100 million suit against his former bosses at "Two and a Half Men."
And if you suspected Chicago might escape the Apocalypse Sheen, well, not so much.
Sheen announced a theater tour that includes the Chicago Theatre - and a swing through Detroit to add a little destruction to that town. He's booked for 8 p.m. April 3 at the historic venue with tickets going from $35 to $69 on sale Saturday, March 13.
Is it worth the price? That's for you to say. But here's the promotional chatter from the booking page on Ticketmaster:
My Violent Torpedo of Truth/Defeat is Not An Option Show is coming for you. I'm going on the road. LIVE. Will there be surprises? Will there be guests? Will there be mayhem? Will you ask questions? Will you laugh? Will you scream? Will you know the truth? WILL THERE BE MORE?!?! This IS where you will hear the REAL story from the Warlock. Bring it I dare you to keep up with me.
Sheen announced the shows on his volcanic-hot Twitter page - now more than 2.5 million strong in followers.