Ultimate touchdown dance
There may have been showboating during the Super Bowl but it was nothing compared to this guy. His touchdown jig won him $10,000 in a contest. So what I want to know is how I can get in on this?
Pardon me, but I would like to rob you. Is that alright? I'd really appreciate it, thank you.
The world's most polite robber is most likely still broke after properly turning himself in earlier this week. What a nice guy.
Waitress, I asked for the dressing on the side not a banana
A monkey dressed as a girl scampers around a restaurant in Japan. Judging from this video, the monkey doesn't even seem to be the most concerning issue with this restaurant. Although I guess you can't have high expectations in the realm of cleanliness when you have monkeys running around as servers.
Guess who?
No, it's not the kid from "Modern Family." This is the guy married to teenage dream Katy Perry. Yep, this photo of Russell Brand as a teen has surfaced and is making its rounds on the internet. Russell Brand: Giving hope to teen dorks everywhere.
Put a Purity Ring On It
In the tamest parody of Beyonce's hit I've ever seen, these girls take the song down an entirely different route. Somehow I don't think that the one in the back has had much of an issue with warding off any potential pursuers.
An easy mistake
In the best newspaper correction I've ever seen (and I've seen a lot), 30,000 pigs are reported floating down a river. What the story should have said was "30 sows and pigs" were in the river. This would be hilarious except that it's never funny to joke about bacon.
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