Week in WTF?!

By which we mean, of course, "Wow, that's fascinating!" Because during the last few days -- Wednesday, Thursday, Friday -- what tom-foolery has taken place out on the Interwebs. Here's a look at the things that have caused us to say, "Whee! That's funny!"

She's got a basketball jones

You may have already seen Happiness' original dance audition tape. Photoshop some basketballs into the video though and it's hard to believe they were never really there in the first place. Apparently this was Happiness' first public performance. Maybe she should have just kept it in the bedroom.

Something to be proud of

Speaking of keeping it in the bedroom, this guy attempts to break the world record for the most quarters in his belly button much to the delight of what I can only assume are his frat buddies. Congratulations, guy.

Real life superhero

Phoenix Jones is a self-proclaimed superhero that has been going around fighting crime in Seattle. That is up until this weekend when he apparently had his nose broken while trying to break up a fight. Comic book over.

Nothin' comes out when they move their lips;

Just a bunch of gibberish. This guy makes baffling people a professional sport. But then again, so does chocolate juggling umbrella pancakes.

Easy, peasy

Paula Deen's "recipe" for English Peas has attracted quite the response on the Food Network's website. I'm not sure what the big deal is though, I thought the recipe was so good I doubled it!

Popcorn with a side of accidental eye damage

Yea, yea, that's great can you hurry it up though, my movie starts in five minutes and I'd like a large bucket with extra butter. Oh, and a box of Sno-Caps, thanks.