This prisoner messed with the wrong counselor

If you achieve even a modicum of fame, you must understand: Everything you've ever done will eventually be documented and displayed online.

Take, for example, this newly unearthed 1992 training video for prison officials -- starring a young Michael Emerson, who now plays uber-creep Ben Linus on ABC's "Lost."

Reports of a strange black smoke in the halls after this prisoner's unexpected disappearance have been downplayed.