There's about to be an indecipherable mess in Chicago that has nothing to do with Scott Lee Cohen's aborted run at Lt. Governor.
Michael Bay is coming to town.
Specifically he's bringing his grindhouse robots, the "Transformers," to tear apart our fair town.
Bay tells his official site that major action sequences will be shot in Chicago and Moscow this time around for "Transformers: 3." So expect a marked increase in explosions and distinct lack of plot development shortly.
Ahh, who are we kidding? When does Megan Fox get to town, odd thumbs and all?
The threequel is due to hit theaters July 1, 2011.