In case you have been in the tanning bed or selling t-shirts or have a life, you have surely hear of the newest MTV craze, "Jersey Shore." Italian-Americans hate it. People with good taste hate it. Many New Jersey residents hate it.
Needless to say, it's a raging success.
The show centers on a lovable cast of average Jersey Guidos and Guidettes living on the Shore for the summer, "working" at a seaside t-shirt shack and living with eachother in the boss' house while hooking up, talking about hooking up, partying and generally living the dream.
But oh how quickly the dream turns into a nightmare.
Here's the situation (no, not The Situation): micro-sized castmate Snookie got punched in the face during filming for episode 4. Seems she was arguing with some tool about a possibly stolen drink and he clocked her in the face.
Snookie's bio on the cast page, by the way:
Nicole is looking to meet the man of her dreams. When she goes to the gym, she goes in full makeup, hoping to make a splash with all the toned men. Her height has been as much of a strength as it has been an obstacle, and it will color her summer at the Shore in a big way.
MTV won't air the beatdown on the show, but kindly released the video clip so we can drool over it all weekend leading into the new episode. Convenient.
Anyway, the repeated showing in this clip is just begging for some sort of mashup remix. That's likely coming up by Sunday, so keep the eyes out.