When no less than Roger Ebert chooses to give you birthday shoutouts, then you definitely deserve a little video love.
David Mamet is 62 today.
In a way, this should almost be the Saturday Night Live version, but sometimes you just have to stay true to the original. Yeah, sure, the live stage, Broadway types will argue movies suck and Mamet is written for the moment, but whatever. Let them find theater on YouTube.