Sometimes, you just have to let go. Case in point: Nora the Piano Cat.
If you live on Earth and suck air for life, you've likely seen or heard the musical feline, Nora, pawing out her work on the piano. Several gillion people saw the original video on YouTube and her second effort clocked in at 4.5 million served.
In all, nearly 20 million people have watched Nora play. She has made the television talk show circuit and has videos, two books, her own Web site, a blog, three calendars, mugs, greeting cards, T-shirts and posters under her belt.
Not content to sit around rolling in catnip, though, Nora mewed 'em over in Lithuania as the main accompaniment of conductor Mindaugas Piecaitis' first composition, featuring Nora's solo video performance in what he called his CATcerto.
but how does a serious musical performer decide that what they've really been missing all these years is to play with a cat? Piečaitis talked to the newspaper Klaipeda about his purring muse:
"I was enchanted by her abilities and started some further research. I reviewed everything I could find on the Internet and it just intrigued me more," remembered Piečaitis.
"I wrote down all of Nora`s improvisations in music (notes), happily remembering my time at the M.K.Čiurlionis art school, when we used to write musical dictations. It never crossed my mind that some time in my life, my teacher could ever be a cat."
OK. So, Mr. Conductor, what does this do to your credibility? Do the other conductors make fun of the man who woul take second fiddle to a cat?
"Not at all. The work for this piece was just as serious for me as for any other one. Although at first glance it would appear that it is just a joke, - in this musical piece I also see a somewhat deeper significance. Through it, I wanted to remind people how unique and unexpected the world around us could be."
Well, there's that. There's also the fact that while Piečaitis is the musician, Nora is what puts the butts in seats. Bringing the question: How does a cat become a world-famous virtuoso? It's not like we're talking Toonces, here.
More on the primeow donna after the jump ...
Nora is owned by piano teacher Betsy Alexander, 53, and her artist-photographer husband Burnell Yow. They live in a house splashed with floor-to-ceiling color with five other cats: Gabby, Max, Rennie, Miro and Clara.
Alexander said Nora, a photogenic green-eyed shelter cat, has been a diva as long as she's known her. In fact, the day they found each other, at a Cherry Hill, N.J., shelter, there was a sign on Nora's cage that said "bossy." She doesn't like other cats.
Nora has an agent, her own photographer and an entourage. But she isn't into bling (make that collars) and she doesn't like riding in a car -- even a limo -- or a plane.
"She loves visitors. She is a very gracious performer and she feels indebted to her public," Alexander said in a telephone interview from her home.
Nora doesn't play just any piano, she plays a Yamaha C5 Disklavier -- a Lamborghini of a piano, Alexander calls it.
Most of her performances come when someone else is playing the turn-of-the-century, ivory-keyed and restored Briggs piano next to the Yamaha.
"She plays in rhythm and on key," said Alexander, who has been teaching piano, guitar, voice and composition since sixth grade. "She plays in the same area of the keyboard as the person on the other piano and when the student stops, she stops. More often than not, she is in the same octave as the student. Sometimes she plays loudly, softly, quickly, slowly."
A music teacher in Japan wrote to say Nora had superb technique and she used Nora as an example to her students on how to strike the keys. Nora releases the key instead of pounding it, Alexander explained.
Nora purrs when she plays. And when she dances, it is in circles on top of the grand piano. When she was young, she chased her reflection so long she would get dizzy and fall off the piano, Alexander said. These days when she gets dizzy, she just changes direction.
Nora does have one little problem.
"She loves to eat. She will eat as much as she possibly can. She's not picky either -- fried chicken or filet mignon. She's like a little bowling ball, just roly-poly, like a seal, Alexander said.
Her size hasn't affected her popularity, though.
Alexander is putting the finishing touches on a gift book called "Nora the Piano Cat's Guide to Living the Purr-fect Life," and Nora has also gotten offers from magazines, cat toy manufacturers and fellow musicians. Alexander has been swamped by cat owners who want her to teach their cats how to play.
Nora has gotten thousands of e-mails and thousands of letters from all over the world. She is constantly asked for her autograph or pawtograph, as Alexander calls it. "We tried putting some food coloring on her paw but she didn't like that at all."
A sock monkey sends Nora a love note every Valentine's Day. She's had offers of marriage, notes of encouragement and video messages.
"It's wonderful mail," Alexander said. "One woman who runs a music camp wrote and said her 13-year-old daughter had quit piano lessons but when she saw Nora, she started up again."