You knew it would happen. If Elvis is still alive, and Marilyn & JFK, and if Hitler is still alive and sunbathing in Paraguay or some such nonsense, you just knew the Michael-is-alive rumors would moonwalk from the shadows. It's only surprising it's taken them this long.
Adding fuel to the delusions is this video, making the round online today ...
The original posting at LiveLeak explains the video this way:
"This video shows that Michael was still alive after his dead body was transported to the Los Angeles Dept. of Coroner I checked the license plate number and it looks like the King of Pop is jumping out of the same van, his dead body has been in. I got the original video tape from a trustworthy source. I know him for years. And I am sure it´s real and Michael is alive."
Dude looks like a lil' Michael, all right. No way to verify exactly where or when this was filmed, though, and who. Maybe Lisa Marie gave Michael her dad's fake-your-death playbook.
So if he is still alive: Where do you think he is, and what do you think he'll do?