It's Science: Squirrels belong in their natural habitats, not inside your shirt

And now for a clip that Ron Burgandy would love.

A detective in Warren, Ohio was interviewing a tube-topped woman when an unexpected guest joined in on the fact-gathering. We say unexpected because it's not everyday that a woman's chest serves as a kiosk for a baby squirrel. At least not in public, anyway.

Now, it'd be human nature to question exactly what was going with this lady, but you have to give her props for remaining composed as the rodent fruitlessly tried to break free. Who would have predicted such adroit hands?

It's safe to assume that Wayne Mackey, the detective conducting the interview, left the room with far more questions about the world than answers.