It's always nice when corporate America comes down from on high and shows the country they care about more than just our money.
They love us for our pubes, too.
Like this instructional video from Procter & Gamble that shows you how you can trim your junk with Gillette razors without performing a home vasectomy. What could be more consumer - and family - friendly than that?
So grab a razor and start some scrotal hacking. Like the video says:
"When there's no underbrush, the tree looks taller."
Check out the link for many more useful tips on how to manscape your non-dangling areas. Apparently, it's all about pleasing the ladies. Thanks, P&G!
And they have many more useful shaving tips on other areas, as well. Like this trucker hat-wearing gent who needs his back mowed. Good stuff.