Judge Vincent Gaughan (file)
It was Judge Gaughan's 67th birthday today. He celebrated with a flag cake. The sheriff's deputies, who tucked into it at lunchtime (having previously refused Steve Dahl's doughnuts) gave it the All-American thumbs up.
According to Edward Mclelland of Blender magazine, the deputies have codenamed Kelly "package." Whatever can they mean?
And what was Kelly talking about when he sung "I can't wait to drink your milk – you're looking like a big ol' piece of cake," in this video?
Finally, for those of you keeping score, Mark Muro at VH1 says it's three-zip to the prosecution.