School on a Saturday? Don't worry, it's more fun than it sounds.
The first-ever Chicago Learnapalooza (10 a.m.-5 p.m. at various venues in Wicker Park) will include classes on stuff like swing dancing, self-defense, French cooking, Photoshop and more, all taught by experts in that particular topic. Start your day with some self-hypnosis, then bring yourself back to reality with a butchery demo and an aerobic sword class before learning the art of art appraisal and discussing the finer points of sex. If you've had a fuller Saturday, we don't want to know about it. Details and a full schedule are available at learnapaloozachi.com.