If you were skeptical about Anthony Bourdain's ability to entertain, those doubts were likely erased by the celebrity chef/foodie/TV personality's recent appearance on "Larry King Live" and his new satellite radio show with Eric Ripert, "Turn & Burn." So now that you're convinced it'd be worth seeing him in person on April 24 at the Chicago Theatre, what do you do?

According to 312 Dining Diva, one option is to bid on reports some premium pit seats in the Ticketmaster auction today, with bidding open until March 19. The winners will not only get the prime butt real-estate, but get a chance to meet Mr. Bourdain backstage. Extra points if you submit your bid in meat form.