If Beacher's Madhouse is good enough for Money Mayweather, it's good enough for you.

Beacher's Madhouse
9 p.m. at Martini Park
Can't afford that trip to Vegas this year? Let Martini Park bring Sin City to you. One of the Strip's favorite shows makes an appearance in Chicago tonight before heading down to The Venue at Horseshoe Casino this weekend. It's an extravaganza featuring variety acts, dancers, sideshow freaks, midgets (Mini Lady Gaga, anyone), acrobats, DJs and, of course, scantily clad babes.

Wednesday Date Night
Blue 13; $80 per couple
If your relationship has been rendered utterly predictable due to the daily grind, switch things up with this brand-new dinner series presented by this rock 'n' roll restaurant. For $80, you and your partner can each choose a salad or appetizer, an entree and a dessert from the regular menu. Options include rabbit streudel, hot 'n' sour cod and warm chocolate cake. Wine pairings are served with each course. The promotion runs every Wednesday through March, except for February 24 (Restaurant Week).

Reading Under the Influence
7-9 p.m. at Sheffield's; $3
The theme for this month's edition of the reading series: Love Hangover. This month's performers -- Claire Zulkey, Aimee Perkins (2nd Story), Joe Deir and Barry Wightman -- will read recognizable published works relating to the topic, as well as original pieces. Award-winning author Jaimee Wriston Colbert will read from her new novel, Shark Girls. As always, you can expect food, drink and trivia.