Universal Ninjas
9 p.m. at darkroom; $7
This humorous hip-hop/soul duo (which formed at Evanston Township High School) continues to introduce itself to the scene in a supporting performance along with DJ Alo & Ill Legit (The Gent$), Project Fr3sh, Iowa Rockwell and Lyric Versatile. Check out Centerstage's interview (with song samples) here. Also tonight: Daphne Willis at Lincoln Hall.
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Honky Tonk Wednesdays
7 p.m. at The Pony; free
Local country act Slamabama drops by for a live performance at this Lakeview bar, where tonight you can get half-price burgers, $3 SoCo Lime, $3 Beam Black and $3 16-ounce Coors Silver Bullet cans. If you still need more to drink, head around the corner to Fizz Bar & Grill, which celebrates its 12th Anniversary tonight with $1 well drinks, $2 bottles of Bud and Bud Light, $3 champagne cocktails and free passed hors d'oeuvres.
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Port Tasting Seminar
6:30-8 p.m. at Randolph Wine Cellars; free
If you've always been curious about port, but too bashful (or broke) to try it out, stop by this West Loop wine shop to taste a number of varieties for free. In keeping with the demystification of the drink, this informal seminar does not require you to show up on time.