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7:30 p.m. at Studio Theater (Chicago Cultural Center); $5
We built this city on storefront theater. The administration knows it, too. In order to nurture everything that makes Chicago great, the Department of Cultural Affairs runs INCUBATOR, a program that gives fledgling companies free space and resources with which to develop new work. This month, the babies of Wishbone (founded in 2009!) present an ensemble piece about "the complexities of heroism." Gosh, we hope that means men in tights.

You, Me, Them, Everybody Live Podcast Recording
8 p.m. at Hungry Brain; free
Brandon Wetherbee and Esmeralda Leon host this live installment of the local music and culture podcast, with comedian Adam Burke, journalist Jacqui Ryan, music from Al Scorch, giveaways and more.

C.R.O.P. (Chicago Rarities Orchard Project) Benefit Party
6-8 p.m. at Uncommon Ground on Devon; $20
Uncommon Ground unveils its latest "eco-cocktail" at this benefit for the Chicago Rarities Orchard Project, which plants fruit orchards in the city. Your donation gets you a complimentary cocktail, hors d'oeuvres, a raffle and music from DJ Chris Hefner. 21+.