How long does it take you to grow a mustache?

If it's longer than two weeks, you'd better stop shaving now. The fifth annual Merry Mustachmas party hits Schoolyard Tavern on December 18 and 19. It's pretty simple: either grow a mustache (girls, you can wear a fake one) and head to the bar on Friday or Saturday night. Drinks are just $1 each for all hirsute participants. Just remember to shave that thing off before heading home for the holidays, or Mom will have some questions.