Remember when your brother or sister had a birthday party, and your parents gave you a little gift so that you wouldn't feel left out and throw a tantrum? Think of The Pony's one-year anniversary bash as its attempt to avoid the tears and include you in the celebration.

After all, it's not like you did anything to deserve all the treats on offer this weekend - like $4 Coronas and $5 Stoli cocktails tonight at 9 p.m., and complimentary Miller Lite and Coors Light (plus passed appetizers) from 8-10 p.m. (and $4 SoCo lime shots and 16-ounce Silver Bullets all night long) on Saturday. So don't you dare stamp your feet and whine when the bartender takes a little too long to look in your direction.