Head up to Lakeview’s 44th Ward Viewing Party tonight for Rock Star Bingo. All you do is open up a credit card tab anytime after 10 p.m. and they’ll give you a bingo card with rock stars in each square. If you hear a song by one of them, cover that square on your board. Whoever gets “bingo” first gets their tab paid.

Simple enough, but here’s hoping you don’t have to look at too many ugly rockers on your bingo card. Not that we’re jonesing for a Cheryl Crow song or anything, but we’ll take her over, say, Gene Simmons any day.