Thursday's Beer Olympics tournament at Joe's Bar has the potential to get out of hand, packed as it's sure to be with area college students playing tons of flip cup and beer pong. That's why the sponsors brought in the security staff of the Jerry Springer Show to officiate the proceedings; stage manager Todd Scholtz will be the emcee for the event, which offers $1,300 in cash and prizes to the victors.

The $20 registration fee ($25 at the door, space permitting) includes two hours of Coors beer, plus $3 you-call-it drinks and a buffet for the entire evening. Sign up here.