Who says sports columnist Elliott Harris is the only one who can show gratuitous photos around here? Former Playboy supermodel and current VH1 “Celebrity Rehab Presents … Sober House” star Amber Smith (above, if you couldn't tell) will be at the Leg Room (7 W. Division St.) on March 20 to sign autographs, take pictures and chat with fans starting at 10 p.m.
Additionally – and tell us if you think this is maybe a bad idea to pair with someone on a show called “Celebrity Rehab” – the Gold Coast club will have a special vodka tasting starting at 11, along with specials like $4 Malibu drinks and Corona bottles and $7 Long Islands. Admission is $10 (ladies free before midnight).
And no, similar photos of Andy Dick will not be appearing here anytime soon.