It may not be quite as cool as the bacon bra, but if you're looking for a way to combine meat and underwear, Isabella Fine Lingerie's "Beers, Brats and Bras" event could fit the bill. From 11 a.m.-5 p.m. today at 840 W. Armitage, guys can eat brats and drink beer while browsing for a Valentine's Day gift.
Not sure about your mate's bra size, and don't want to get caught snooping in her top drawer? Just ask Isabella's Boobologist, who can give you an accurate prediction just by looking at a picture. Where do you go to school for that?