Letterman's lame-duck Oprah list

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David Letterman's Top 10 list last night, from the home office in Wahoo, Nebraska...

"Signs Oprah Doesn't Care Anymore"


10. Greets guests with, "Uh, what do you want?"

9. When Dr. Phil's name comes up, Oprah mutters, "Quack."

8. Instead of "woo hoo," can only muster a "woo."

7. Dumped Stedman for that "Jon and Kate" dude.

6. Yesterday's show was Oprah watching an episode of "Tyra."

5. Hosts program in sweatpants and Tweety Bird T-shirt.

4. Friday show now entirely devoted to her college and pro football picks.

3. "Oprah's Book Club" now "Oprah's Bookie Club" (that's barely a joke, we promise to do better in the new year).

2. Today's topic: "Oprah takes a nap."

1. Last three guests were Johnnie Walker, Jim Beam and Jose Cuervo.

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I like Oprah and I'm sad to see her go, but you have to admit that at least 50% of the top 10 list is extremely hilarious. I don't get number 1. Did I miss something?

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