Not a smirter? Are you one of these?
Stolen from the internet,\ here's: Ten Things You Can Do While Smoking Outside Besides 'Smirting'
1. Smoring - Boring people while smoking
2. Smining - Whining about having to go outside to smoke
3. Smorking - Catching up on work while smoking
4. Smexting - Texting while smoking
5. Smopping - Window shopping while smoking
6. Smarrassing - Harrassing passers-by while smoking
7. Smurfing - Surfing the internet on your phone while smoking
8. Smiding - Hiding from your ex while smoking
9. Sminking - Having a swifty while smoking
10. Smullshitting - Carrying on your pub conversation while smoking

Comments
That's smunny. hehe
Posted by: Maggie | January 21, 2008 06:20 AM
You can't windowshop when you have to be 15 feet away from one.
Posted by: Maggie | January 21, 2008 06:22 AM
Unfortunately respecting the wishes of people who don't want to breathe in tobacco smoke is not on there.
Posted by: Mike | January 23, 2008 08:03 PM
Smarting. Smoking while passing gas.
Posted by: Frank | January 26, 2008 08:15 AM
Smitch
people who constantly complain about smokers
Posted by: Bella | February 1, 2008 01:10 PM