Wig vs. Bigwig

Hey, I thought the Illinois delegation had the front row seat at this Democratic Convention.

Not so.

I was down in the delegation here at Invesco Field and saw a cordoned off area right in front of Illinois.

Who are they, I asked Attorney General Lisa Madigan.

"Bigwigs," she replied. Big funders, in other words.

But you're an elected official, I said. A bigwig.

"Nope," she replied, not a bigwig, "just a wig."