Carol Marin

July 4, 2009

BY CAROL MARIN Sun-Times Columnist

Oh, dear. Now the Vatican has launched a probe of American nuns.

I'm calling it "Law and Order: The Convent."

Rome, according to the New York Times, is "quietly conducting two sweeping investigations of American nuns, a development that has startled and dismayed nuns who fear they are the targets of a doctrinal inquisition."

Just when you thought Catholic bishops couldn't find another way to infuriate the flock, darn it, they've done it again.

Both probes were reportedly initiated by conservative prelates unhappy that American nuns are not sufficiently toeing the line of Catholic orthodoxy, not wearing habits, not living in convents and not keeping their mouths shut about the concerns of women in a modern world.

Don't these sisters know their place?

For centuries, that place has been at the foot of the church, running schools, operating hospitals and working with the poor. While diocesan priests lived in rectories with more rooms than they could use and housekeepers to cook and clean, the sisters lived in tiny cells, did their own scrubbing and potato peeling, and provided the church with a dirt-cheap work force. The diocese, in turn, gave them less than a subsistence wage with neither pensions nor health insurance.

The sisters, through their own communities, pooled their pennies to provide for their own needs. Younger nuns today work in higher-paying jobs (lawyer, doctor, professor) in the secular world, keeping only a small stipend and sending the bulk of their earnings to the motherhouse to support elderly sisters.

When I heard the news of these two Vatican investigations, one of the first calls I made was to my friend, Sister Gwendolyn Durkin.

Sister Gwendolyn is 84. Bright as a diamond, sharp as a steak knife, she cut right to the chase.

"What do they think we are? We are educated women. Why can't we speak about the role of religious women in the church? We are not puppets," she said.

Sister Gwendolyn, a Chicago hospital administrator who retired at 74, is nobody's radical.

"I was actually one of the last to quit wearing a habit. I hated giving it up, but those old habits were tight around your neck and the top of your head," she said. "Not wearing it doesn't make a better or worse Sister of Mercy."

Amen, sister.

There can be good reasons for the church to conduct a study of its nuns. Their numbers are declining fast. Their communities are shrinking. And we all could, in whatever work we do, profit from studying how well we're performing.

But frankly, these investigations are really about dissent in the Catholic Church and how to stop it. You know, women's ordination, homosexuality, birth control, abortion and celibacy.

And this process is nothing more than an assertion of control. Because the conclusions of the studies will stay confidential, the sisters may never know the outcome. But just by conducting the probes, the bishops are warning the sisters to sit a little straighter in their chairs.

Am I missing something here?

Were the recent, awful church scandals about nuns?

Don't think so.

Ironically, it was a sister who warned the Chicago Archdiocese in 2000 about the Rev. Daniel McCormack, the pedophile priest. She was ignored as McCormack continued to molest children until he was finally arrested in 2006.

All nuns aren't saints, and all bishops aren't bad guys. But for my money, the sisters have a better record but have gotten a raw deal compared with the men of the church. (Let us never forget obstructor-of-justice Cardinal Bernard Law, who lives lavishly in Rome these days.)

Which takes me back to my pal, Sister Gwendolyn.

"I hesitate saying this, but why are they being so hard on the sisters?" she asked.

Because, sister, bishops don't investigate the faithfulness of bishops.

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June 27, 2009
BY CAROL MARIN Sun-Times Columnist

Pro-choice President Obama goes to the Vatican next month to meet pro-life Pope Benedict.

"The Vatican has been seeking common ground with Obama, although some American Catholic bishops have been hostile to his administration," the AP reporte

Let's pray that the spirit of the late Cardinal Joseph Bernardin fills the room and that Cardinal Bernard Law, now assigned to Rome, is nowhere in sight.

June 24, 2009

BY CAROL MARIN Sun-Times Columnist

O,Illinois, of thee we sing. Only in this great state can former first lady Patti Blagojevich morph into the Mother Teresa of Costa Rica; can the dark side's Dan Proft pose as a candidate for governor, and can Congress take precious time away from the crises at hand to contemplate naming a government office building after former U.S. Rep. Bill "Put My Son In My Seat" Lipinski.

****THE WILLIAM O. LIPINSKI BUILDING?

June 20, 2009

Maybe Forrest Claypool is right. Maybe it's time to leave his commissioner post on the Cook County Board. And abandon his quest to depose Todd Stroger as its president.

Eight is enough.

Seriously.

As much as I bang the reform drum (to no avail, it must be noted), there's a lesson in Claypool's blockbuster announcement.

Watch Chicago Tonight at 7P as a distinguished panel of Chicago sportswriters tell us when we'll get the names of all 104 who tested positive for performance enhancing drugs back in 2003.

Watch Chicago Tonight at 7P as a distinguished panel of Chicago sportswriters tell us when we'll get the names of all 104 who tested positive for performance enhancing drugs back in 2003.

Staying at arm's length gives reporters a leg up
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June 17, 2009

BY CAROL MARIN Sun-Times Columnist

Mike Royko wrote one of his best columns 15 years ago this month.

It was about why he wouldn't go to dinner at the White House.

June 13, 2009

BY CAROL MARIN Sun-Times Columnist

Mike Quigley had just stowed the Aero bed when he answered the phone in his Capitol Hill office early Thursday morning.

"I get up about 6:30," he said, "put away the air mattress, go work out . . . make sure I get it cleaned up so it's like it never was."

June 6, 2009

BY CAROL MARIN Sun-Times Columnist

I swear, I'm only watching NBC's "I'm A Celebrity . . . Get Me Out of Here" for the politics.

For the record, I can't stand Spencer and Heidi, the Hollywood brat couple; pray Stephen Baldwin, the C-grade actor, never takes his shirt off again, and marvel how Torrie Wilson, the model-wrestler, keeps her mascara from running in the steamy Costa Rican jungle.