Ok, time to put away the Rex puns for Bears losses. At least for the time being.
Start thinking of Kyle Orton jokes - or accolades - and give us a headline we could use.
The best headline will be my guest blogger on Sunday. Last week's winner will be the guest on Saturday. I'll announce both tomorrow.
This is the Bear's tune-up game, we're getting tuned up all right. Up and down the field by the juggernaut of San Fransisco.
This is the Bears tune-up game. Tuned up and down the field by the juggernaut the is the 49er's.
The Good, the Bad, and the Mediocre
Bears' D Offensive
"The Defense is OVERPAID"
Niner Knockout
Orton Snortin, D's on Knees
Rexorcism for O, D rests!
Orton Shines, Defense in a Bind!
Orton Shines, Defense in a Bind!
I Heart Fantasy Football
What Does a Bear Do On The Field? Evidently, The Same Thing They Do In The Woods.
Forget offense and defense. Just play special tems both ways.
HERE ARE MY TOP 3
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BEARS NEW FORTE': SMASH MOUTH FOOTBALL
TILLMAN GETS BURNED MORE TIMES THAN ROME!
HESTER NARROWLY ESCAPES INJURY, AGAIN!
KYLE AND VILE! (ORTON VERY GOOD,DEFENSE ISN'T)
Davis Good, D Bad
Elite 'D' Days of Old
Perhaps only Dr. Suess would like this, but how about:
Orton Hears No Boos
or
Defense Ready to Hurl(acher)
With apologies to the musical OKLAHOMA...
Ohhhhhhhhhh Sullivan
Where the passes rain upon our heads
You sure looked sweet
Making passes complete
And you kicked our asses on the field
Defense gets paid, Pulls a Benson and retires rich and lazy.
Roman responds: Gotta tell ya guys, not crazy about any of them. Julie, you're usually good with this stuff, what happened? Philtration's isn't a headline, but it's ok. You want to be the guest blogger today? If you do, send it. If I don't see it before I leave for Cubs game, I'll post it after.
Hey: One more time:
*Kile and Vile
Here's a few more:
* Bears QB good,but somewhere Ron Riveria giggles
* Who was more "offensive":Orton or "D"?
* Bears "JT'd": Just Tackle,Dummy!!
All three of mine were better than that crud muffin of a headline!
I wouldnt even want to be guest blogger, just admit mine are better than Philatrons?
The Tillman getting burned one was solid.
Pre-Season Headlines Equal Pre-Season Excitement
I know, I was very busy yesterday preparing for my fantasy draft/draft party at my house while packing my family for a much needed vacation, leaving on Sunday, so I wouldn't be able to do the guest-blogger gig anyway. Besides, I'm waiting for the regular season to give you my best stuff. That's the real money, honey!!!
Roman responds: Gotta tell ya guys, not crazy about any of them. Julie, you're usually good with this stuff, what happened? Philtration's isn't a headline, but it's ok. You want to be the guest blogger today? If you do, send it. If I don't see it before I leave for Cubs game, I'll post it after.
Sent it to your e-mail. Thanks Roman.
Headline winner #1; cool! Little late, but I'll take. Actually there weren't too many headlines given on the first one, so I take it with a grain of salt, and Vegas cost me this last one (actually it cost me a lot more than that) but I did a few at breakfast just to sharpen the mind. The One-armed Bandit can dull the senses.
- 'Orton, Special Teams 'D'-Flated'
- 'Matador Defense Raises Red Cape'
- 'D' Can't Put Their Hands On It'
- 'Whiff Way Did He Go?'
- 'D' On Babichurates?'
To get an early start on Thursday's game against the Browns...
If the Browns win, how about:
Brady Bunch of TDs
or
Quinn Mightier on Board
or
Brady Beats Hanie on the Plain(ie)
Bears Win:
Forte-fied!
or
Bears Wolfe It Up!
or
Hanie the Mani(ac)
I dont know if the Pit Vipers can officially endorse pre-game headlines?!?!?!
What do my fellow vipers think?