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You know the drill. Keep it clean and keep it short.

Last week's winner was: Down and out

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Will the REAL PETERSON please stand up?

I NOW HATE STEVE YOUNG?

SAME 'O', SAME 'O'

Bill Cowher = New Coach??

Defense Revived...Too Late?

Ron Turner continues reign as the worst Offensive Coordinator in Pro Footbal History!

Back to Basics

(w/a picture of Urlacher)

"Ground Hog's day!" As the Bears run the same play every down!

ORTON BLOWS HIS DEBUT

AP HEADLINES WIN

Vikings use their best weapons, Lovie Smith and Ron Turner to secure victory over the Bears!

my runners up are....
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CHICAGO HAS THE SMALLER PETERSON

ORTON MANAGES...JUST 1 3rd DOWN CONVERSION

KYLE..YOUR LIMO TO WEST LAFAYETTE IS WAITING OUT BACK

SOMEBODY SHAVE ME

WELCOME BACK VASHER

CHICAGO NEEDS A QB FOR XMAS

URLACHER LIVES

I WANT AN A.D. JERSEY

and my official entry is...
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"BEARS GO QUARTERBACKWARDS"

'FLATLINED'
'D' collapses carrying offense.

Stick a Fork In Them!

It should have been easy enough for Caveman Orton to do it; he couldn't and didn't......is Geico looking for a new spokesperson?

Roman responds: You sound like a Packers fan. Just watch out for the season sweep next week.

Atrocious O

TIME TO HIBERNATE

ABORTIN' ORTIN

The Chicago Bears decided to part ways with Kyle Orton today.
It has not verbally happened, but why else would they hang him out to dry for the whole game? Complete ineptitude in every phase of the postion, was not what many fans ,who apparently forgot how bad he was two years ago,were expeccting.They could have bailed him out by putting in a capable Brian Griese in the the game to stir up some kind of offensive life, however they chose instead to ensure no doubt to Orton's emminent release from the team. This may come as early as Tuesday.
OR
The Chicago Bears decided today, to eliminate the Redskins and Lions and Eagles from playoff contention, by leaving a very poor Quarter back in to play the whole game. This is as close as it gets to 'throwing' games in the NFL. Although, he was unavailable for comment, Ron Turner could be seen 'savoring' his 'eventual' victory over the Lions and Redskins. Undoubtedly, this will also hinder the Bears efforts to sign washed up QB Donovan McNabb from the Philadelphia eagles. Which is exactly what the Bears organization will like. An excuse not to try to sign Mr. McNabb.

P.S. that was a good headline Anthony Navarro(Go ahead Roman..tell me it was recycled.).


LOVELY SEASON

HIBEARNATION TIME

We're in the 2nd half of the fourth quarter of our season.

Lovie Smith fired as head coach of the Chicago Bears

BOILER MAKER.

either he made your blood boil, or that's what you drank to get throught the game(I of course had the Ortonator to get me through), it's fitting.

Schoop...Turner...Petrino. They're all the same

...and the Bears still SUCK!!!

O No! McNabb McNOW!

SNOWED UNDER AND OUT

Bear's Offense Scrooges Bear's Defense!

Orton's Turn Torn

Orton's Turn a Turd

Run (Ron) Turner Run

FIRE LOVIE SMITH!!

For the life of me I couldn't understand not giving Devin Hester a chance to tie the game up. If I was a reporter after the game I would ask one simple question with a followup:

"Coach Smith, do you play to win the game?"

"Then why didn't you call timeout at the end of the game on 4th and 11 to have a punt return with 15 seconds left with the most dangerous return man of all time back to take it?"

"Should you be fired for that?"

The answer is yes he should!!

the bears still s**k

3 and out
(refering to the problem on 3rd downs and out of the playoffs)

Reconstruction Time!!

JOURNEY FROM NFC PENTHOUSE TO OUTHOUSE COMPLETE.

Season Door Slams Shut

The Fans' Choice

Bears Officially OUT of Playoffs.

Kyle 911 - Bears Dead.

Fade to Black
Bring on the Pack!

I'm a poet, and I didn't even know it!

PAGING DR. SINGLETARY!!!!

Bears win turnover battle... Halas turns over in his grave.

KOBE TRADE??

Offense remains offensive : line doesn't block, backs do not run, receivers do not catch, passer intentionally grounds,special teams not special. defense good until crunch time and then take lunchtime.

How 'Bout Dem Cowboys!!

No more QB controversy. It's official, they all stink!

KORNHEISER A BLOWHARD; BEARS JUST BLOW

VIKES DUMB-DOWN TO BEARS LEVEL -- STILL WIN

ORTON? UMM...NO.

BACK TO WHOVILLE FOR ORTON

WE GOT NOBODY!!!!!

Question: Is any form of "Hibernation" or "Hi-Bear-Nation" ever gonna make it? I mean really - let's get creative people!!!

WANTED: NEW OFFENSIVE COORDINATOR.
Get Ron Turner Out Of Chicago, Please.

Everyone wants to blame the Quarterbacks inefficiency. How about teh atrocious playcalling(Wolfe up the gut from our own 3 yard line), or the ineffectiveness of our offensive line (poor blocking and STUPID penalties). Did anyone see that screen pass where our blockers were 6 yards ahead of the play. We need some big time changes on the offensive side of the ball for this team to be competitive in the NFC North next year.

Chicago SunTimes to blame for the demise of the Bears!!!

Today the SunTimes was exposed as the reason for the fall of a once mighty and proud football franchise. By agreeing to extend Jay Mariotti's contract all those months ago, it is evident they purposely set out to ruin the Bear's organization. Had he been freed up from his responsibilities of reminding everyone how smart he is in newsprint, he could have demonstrated it by taking over the GM, Coaching, Trainer, and possibly running in tandem with Devin Hester, down the sidelines bringing us victory after victory. My Lord he just knows everything!! Hopefully, since the Bears have to this point not listened to him, they won't start now by bringing in McNabb. All the Bears need is another has been QB to set them back who knows how far. Perhaps we can get a package trade, Lovie, Angelo, Turner, and Jay, for Brett Favre. One year of Brett for us, and Green bay gets a bunch of tackling dummies.

HOME ALONE (at "The Eyesore On The Lakeshore" on Sunday)

Here's a GUARANTEE: the Bears won't win 27 - 20 like they did in Lambeau Land.

Hitman Bust as talent scout!!!

Bears Dead!...Turn Attention To The Bulls!

ON TO THE MORE SERIUOS SPORTS; THE BULLS..... (OR BLACKHAWKS).

http://www.time.com/time/specials/2007/personoftheyear/

I HEARD IT WENT..

PUTIN
GORE
ROWLING
PATRAEUS
MADROWSKI

I thought this was an intriguing idea?

Could disenchanted Kidd actually be happy as a Bull?
December 7-Daily Herald
"But the Bulls should consider making a run at unhappy Nets point guard Jason Kidd, who played for Skiles in Phoenix. The Bulls have been at their best lately when play-making point guard Chris Duhon is on the floor in place of Kirk Hinrich."

Roman responds: I hope the story addressed how well Skiles and Kidd got along.

Culzie....Hitman's Publicist

I know this is WAY too late, but:

The Fat Lady Sang

Ride of the Valkeries ... and all that.

I know this is WAY too late, but:

The Fat Lady Sang

Ride of the Valkyries ... and all that.

BC, how many times a day do you see "Modrowski" spelled correctly?

Obviously not enough....

my bad though...that really is in..er uh...un..excusable..(even for me).

Still..hard to rip me..when I am putting him up on the Time Man of the Year list?!?!

Lovie backs Turner as Offensive Coordinator which insures a losing record in 2008!

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