Give us a Bears headline

Hog-tied and Broken! Bears lose battle of attrition.

"PATHETIC"

Couldn't happen to a nicer bunch of guys!!! Way to go Redskins!!!Go PACKERS!!!!!!

Superbowl to Superblow

no place like home?

Redskins "Taylor" Big Win

INEPT.

Grossman Out of Game, Bears Out of Playoffs

Lovie's Field Goal Decision = Irrational !

Penthouse to Outhouse

When is draft day?

...and the Bears still SUCK!!!

Window opened until 10:30 P.m.

HESTER CANT PLAY ALL THE POSITIONS, CAN HE?

Bears D left looking Dumbfounded

Bears Season carried to locker room on strecther

07 out for the season

"Capitol offense"

"BEARS SKINNED", time to hypernate!

Go Illini

Roman responds: Love it.

LOVIE'S DEFENSE-LESS on the field and on post-game

No emotion from the Coach equals no emotion from the Bears.

other thoughts:
#54 might be finished, he looks bad out there ...
# yet can't really blame this on either side of the ball, a team effort... we suck. how many times inside the five? how many penalties in one drive alone? where is the coaching? how many millions to teach that? yo? let me at the mic ! (micrphone)

We can't run, and we can't stop 3 and 16. sorry we suck
and i am probably the first to say so, NOT !!!

Mayor Daley's Bears Skinned Alive.

Its a Shame the Bears lost, people will blame it because of the frost, but to go to playoffs you have to pay the cost.

The Bears Elimination, made them stronger and theyll come back as a better creation.

Its a Shame, But thats the Game.

DOWN and... OUT!!

DOWN and... OUT!!

EMBEARASSING!!

Lovie give back the money - Smith shows he wasn't worth the big contract

Now we can start evaluating every position the Bears have. The only player that is untouchable is Devin Hester and Gould.

So many Headlines, so little time!:

Lovie and Babich collaborate on Redskins Victory!

Turner's Game Plan yields desired result: Redskins Victory!

Lovie, Babich and Turner succeed in keeping Redskins Play-off hopes alive!

Babich's defensive play calls deliver much needed Redskin Victory!

Lovie's Cover 2 Defense helps Redskins stop losing streak!

Turner's offensive game plan works exactly as he intended by insuring Bear's Defeat!

Turner succeeds in keeping Hester from scoring!

Ron Turner neutralizes Devin Hester, Pro Footballs most explosive scorer!

Babich's defense strategy comes through with a late touchdown for the Redskins.

Babich moves Tommie Harris to the defensive back to guarantee Redskins victory.

Lovie, Turner and Babich lead Redskins to victory!

Bears Cooked! Ted Phillips dines with Brett Favre and Tony Dungy!

What Else Is New?

Shame on you

Now Starts the Kyle Orton Era

UH, OH, Spaghettiarms!

Griese Bears do not stop friction

If you thought the friction between Bears fans and Bears coaching is thick now, I pose this question.
How many negative yards can the bears produce with lateral dump offs to undersize running backs? We'll soon find out as the infamous Orton to Wolfe era is about to begin.These next three games are the ones that should be on NFL Network. That way they can say their excuse for nobody seeing them is because nobody cares.

Roman responds: He's back! Where ya been?

Turn(er) to 2008

A Failure Since Day One.
Grossman is not the one, neither is Griese.

GONE FISHING!

LOVE e SUCKS

Bring back Rivera, worst defence in 10 years!

Sleepy Smith & Babich Patch Kids:Fooled Again!!!!!!!!

Bear's Lose Battle of Wounded Knees!

Roman responds: That's not bad, except for the incorrect apostrophe.

Want My Headline,

REJOICE REJOICE, MARK CUBAN BUYS THE BEARS!

A COMEDY OF BEARS...

Knee-Jerk Reaction: Bears Out

Another Injury? 'Tis the Season

Time for the Tree-Hugger

Flag Football

OLD OFFENSIVE LINE CANNOT REMEMBER THE SNAP COUNT. EMOTIONLESS LOVIE WATCHES.

or....

BEARS SUCK

He won, he won! Congrats Alan Trudeau! You've restored my faith in the Headline Contest!

ALLL WASH(INGTONED) UP

This whole season I will blame on the offensive line. They are horrible. Melcalf #60 is the worst player in football

REPLACE COACHS

Bears Hopes Are RUNNING Out

It was GROSSman!!

GRIESE PLAYS BACK UP ROLE AGAIN AS COLLINS STEALS THE SHOW

Oh, no! We suck again

SUCKFEST
Skins suck less than Bears, win Futility Bowl

Jim Miller...where did you go??

Lovie makes us pine for the Good Old Days of Wannstedt

Bears Bared: Champs No More

Time to search for new "Defensive Co-ordinator".
Someone remind him of his news conference, and statement we will be more agrresive in our defensive scheme. He must have forgot to mention that we will be dumb as well.

Lovie(able) Losers Miss Rivera

CUBS+SOX+BEARS = DISAPPOINTMENT

Gross Men!

bears offence and defence were rated 15 and 4 in the league last year.do we remember lovie telling us all...you have to trust him for putting all the right pepole in place after he got rid of riveria and his d line coach and handing over a great defence to these morons.now we are 28 and 29 in the nfl great job lovie maybe you can get more buddies on the team

The Black KKK strikes again!

Man's wife calls better plays from couch!

Bears Contend for the Toilet Bowl

How to Cook Your Holiday Bear... Bake at 30 degrees for 3 hours until done

Monsters of the Midway? Bah Humbug!

That was Gross-Man!

Lovie, the new Dave Wanstead.

Defenseless!

Bears Skinned

This should have never gone this far with grossman. A defense and D. Hester is what got the bears in the super bowl. He has no quarterback instincts. He plays smaller than he is . Can't see the passing lanes throws off his back foot. D'Angelo is dangerous he has the personality of never admitting he has wronged. And continues to back up a lame duck. The Bear organization hires kiss ass's that don't have the talent or moxy to run a NFL team. Hire Singletary as Defensive Coach and McMahon as Quarter Back coach. And hire a head coach with some fire !! Lovie smith should be a librarian. No emotion soft spoken he drivesme nuts. Clean house and hire people who have ties to the organazation. And please go out an get Jeff Fisher to return to Chicago as a head coach. Oh and Brian Urlacher is washed up. He's lost a step this year. We need change and that change has to be men who have fire in there heart. Not a coach named LOVEY !!!!

Start the Hibernation !!!

Redskins Fans Have Todd Collins; Bears Fans Need Tom Collins.

UNFINISHED - INDEFINITELY

The BAD NEWS BEARS! MOVIE OR REALITY???

HOW ABOUT THOSE BLACKHAWKS?

Defense?? Please....Bears Stink.

How many weeks until Pitchers and Catchers report?

Sorry Adam - I think I called you Alan. Congrats on the headline.

Hey Keith....what do you make of this??

Plame also had to confess that, although she’s gone through quite a lot in the wake of the Novak column, it hasn’t all been bad.

“I’m all for” a movie being made about her story, said Plame, adding that she’s enjoyed the warm embrace Hollywood has given her. Relating a recent Los Angeles dinner party she attended, Plame said it’s pretty cool “when Warren Beatty pulls out your chair for you.”

Another loss, hmmm. Let's see! Mediocre record at best leads to average draft picks (if Jerry gets lucky), at best. Weaker 08 schedule partly based on 07 record. Pretty decent record in 08 due to aformentioned schedule. First playoff game since Superbowl. Immediately and without question dispatched from playoffs. Sound familiar? This dance has been going on at Halas Hall for far too long. Time to change the the music!

OUCH!

1) Mom and Pop organization can't stand the heat in NFL kitchen!!
2) No Lovie here, New Coaching staff required, CLEAN HOUSE!!
3) The truth hurts. The Bears are UNPROFESSIONAL!!
4) How long will it take Lovie to accecpt an assistant coaching position with the COLTS?
5) Poor coaching and personell decisions end Bears season early
6) Bears film machine broken since 1st half of 07 Super Bowl!!

You are welcome to use any one of my observations, Thank God for the Direct TV NFL Package!! NO MORE B.S. (BEARS STAFF)

GET A QB THAT CAN MOVE THE BALL DOWN FIELD@ A RUNNING BACK WHO CAN RUN. THIS WILL HELP THE DEFENSE REST MORE OFTEN THE NUMBER#1 JOB IS TO MOVE THE BALL. ITS QUITE SIMPLE

BOB BABICH MUST GO!

Who in their right mind would run a zone blitz in the red zone and have a desensive tackle cover a running back! That was the last straw. He should go back to coaching defensive backs. A defense from 3rd to almost last in the league! PLEASE!

Let Karl Play! Free the Neckbeard. Start Horton at QB.

We are in a BEAR Market. Chicago Sports in Recession.

REX IS OUR Quarterback, Wheres Henry Burris?

Karl Horton? That's so great! I think he's the practice squad QB, right? So that makes our depth chart at QB:

Griese
Orton
Me
Horton
Chris Leak

OFFENSIVE PERFORMANCE

Bears Down and Out

"Totally Brutal"

Anonymous:

"That was Gross-Man!"

Grossman didn't play more than a few minutes. If you Grossman-haters were to be invited to Rex Grossma's funeral you'd probably just ramble on and on in front of the podium about how many interceptions he had.

"If it were't for all those f*&^%ing interceptions, he probably would have turned out to be an O.K. guy, but..."

Mike Singletary, your head coaching job is ready for you!

OF MICE AND BEARS

SCALPED!!

How do you make your words BOLD??

Lovie becomes first black coach to miss playoffs after Super Bowl season.

HATTON KO's MAYWEATHER

GO GO PLATA! FARMBOY SLEEPS

NO BEARS GAME SUNDAY CHICAGO AREA ICU'S GET A BREAK

I think the second won would look nice in 3" bold on the back page thanks.

OK Mayweather will probably win he's to fast for this kid, but I have to go with the "hit em with a pint" guy.

No blog about the fight? Maaaaan you slippin Roman.

Oh no, We suck again!

RESURREXTION ON HOLD.

Posted by: bcullz | December 3, 2007 01:27 PM

so that's why we don't understand you Bculz. You are a week ahead of us.

This is so ... YESTERDAY.

Or should I say, last Thursday?

Julie B., what did you do to get ahead of Horton and Leak? After all they do look better in uniform(less leg hair showing) than you. I thought that was the only pre-requisite for this team. You see how smooth Brian is? That is your motivation. You can do it.

After watching the players rack up penalties in the last two games I have to conclude that Lovie Smith has lost total control of his team.
2nd and goal on the five and your player knees an opponent in the head?!!!??!!.......
First and goal on the ONE and you can't get in?????!!!!????

To answer your question stuck:

I'm smarter than all of the above,
I've never fumbled a snap,
No leg hair,
I'm an actual person,
Perfectly arched eyebrows,
It was my idea,
I'm as smooth as Matt Hasselbeck's bald head,
It all depends on your perception of "better" and "uniform,"
I write the best headlines.

Stuck....visionaries are oft misunderstood!

The Best?

Hurumph...Hurumph

seriously...if I would have said "Griese Bears can't stop friction" ...would that have won??????? Down and out??? that's not a winner.....unless you are trying to save ink. Bitterinwisconsin

Yes, the best. Deal with it. Did someone use the word "oft" around you recently and you thought I'd be impressed if you tried it out?

I should get business cards that say "Julie B., QB, Headline Writer, Blog Proofreader, Visionary"

No appointment necessary.

I see the HIT MAN got knocked the ----out. Real Fast Joe Cortez saved his butt.

See the replay in a week.

Roman responds: I watched it Saturday night. Have to give Floyd his props. He outclassed Hatton.

BlogFly maybe!

What Headline went in??? You never said...

Roman responds: Our headline was "Down and Out"
Get it? Rex went down and the Bears' playoff chances went out.

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Roman responds: I'll hook you up tomorrow.

Roman, I don't think your paper can afford to be giving away subscriptions - especially to Arizona residents! What's the difference anyway? BC's never even been in "Best of the Blog!"

Roman responds: Yes he has.

So your paper CAN afford to send free subscriptions to out-of-town residents? That's not what I hear.