Ok, we had some decent nominations last week, so let's give it another shot.
Give us a short headline, maybe three words, and if it's good enough, we'll put it on the front page of tomorrow's paper.
Start sending when the game is over, or if it's out of reach.
Broncos trample Bears. Playoff hopes grimm.
HORSEBLEEP!!!
Coaches still Right. Team still loses.
Naaaaaaaaaayyy!!!!
Bronco Busters? Nah!
Bears Deep Sixed
Hester runs over Broncos, but Bears Lose!
Bears can't stop Broncos Stampede
Bronc's Throw Bears Despite Hester's 8 Second Rides!
Bears still Down
EM-BEAR-A-SSING
Rex brings Bears back!
okay last one..lol..."Denver Denied"
Denver:Gross-ly Hesterized.
Gould Strike In Chi-Town!
Hester beats the Broncos
Bears Gould-en In OT!
Bears Have Pulse!
HESTERATION!!!!!
Hester does Sayers proud!
YOU GOTTA BE KIDDIN ME!
HESTARIA!
Bears overcome the Bronco's in OT
HESTER-ICAL WIN!
Heavenly Devin!
Good As Gould!
GROSSMAN SUCKS BEARS STILL WIN!
Devin's Goulden Touch!!!
THE BEARS STILL HAVE A CHANCE AFTER COMMING ALIVE IN 4TH QUARTER TO WIN IN OT BY 3
Bears make Broncos HESTERical.
Bears make Broncos HESTERical.
Midway Miracle
Rex brings Bears back!
Here's my title:
Bears strike Gould, Berrian the Broncos!!
showing heart bears still alive
Hester-ized
Chicago hope!!!
Chicago Hope!!!!
Duh Bears or Da Bears.
Both teams showed up today.
Winning the Hard Way
Devin(e) game!
Rex In Effect
A Devinite Victory
Hester-ical!
Just Enough Horsepower
Benson out; season finally looking up
Hibernation Delayed!
Headline:
DEVIN-ITELY STILL ALIVE!
Thank Heaven For Devin
Devin, Rex Lead Bears to OT Victory!
Hibernation Delayed!
Posted by: Steven Medwetz | November 25, 2007 07:42 PM
Thats good!
ANYONE SEEN THE FAT LADY?
WINNING UGLY - BUT WILL TAKE IT . BRING ON DA GIANTS.//
HESTERIA AT SOLDIER FIELD
Hester Gives Us Reason to Give Thanks
Fans Freeze Asses Off, Worth Every Second
All Hail Hester
Hesterized!:Todd Sour
Hestory in the Making
UN-BEARLIEVABLE!!!!!!!
Devin Does (In) Denver
Broncos Bear-ly Busted!
Broncos Buckle, Bear-ly!
Season In Balance
Devin(e) Intervention!!!
NO QUIT IN 'EM
HESTER Fires up the Bears!
DEVIN-INTERVENTION
Only one bears needs watching, rest painful to eyes.
Staying alive
Bears Win Despite Grossman!
Keep hope alive!
The White Sox were "Winning Ugly" a few years ago, but maybe they could lend the Bears them that catch phrase after Sunday's victory.
Anyway you put it, it still counts as a "W" and the Bears are still alive for the playoffs.
Hester Sayersesque, Bears Show Heart
Broncos Silenced by Hester
Hester-iffic!
Hester Beats Broncos
And for below it, "Offense, Defense Play Too" or "Offense, Defense Help"
SourBurned (us picture of T. Sauerbrun)
RB draft bust continues
Grossman didn't blow it!
DEVIN HESTER IS STILL RIDICULOUS
HESTER IS STILL RIDICULOUS
HANGING ON A WILDCARD HOPE
BYE BYE BRONCOS
Bears win, Grossman still Gross
HE'S TERiffic!
Todd Sauerbrun Is An Idiot
Hester Gallops over Broncos !
Devin.
Who needs Jordan? We've got a new #23!
Run Devin! Run!
It's Hester's (to the) House Again
Surely, you Hest!
No, I'm serious. And stop calling me Shirley!
8th Wonder Of The World... Devin Hester
"SUDDEN LIFE IN SUDDEN DEATH"
"BEARS W-REX BRONCOS IN GOULD-N MOMENT"
What is wrong with the bears swiss cheese defense? Ricky Manning getting picked on like a lil kid being taken away lunch money, and anyone noticed that teams are running at Lance Briggs? Last couple of weeks every rushing touchdown and short pass touchdown went his way. The 60 million wannabe, need to make more than one play a game to get 60 mill, see Mr Urlacher and Mr Tillman.
HESTER KICKS HORSES' ASS
Bears Buck Broncos
Devin Help Us!
Peterson pushes pile, Touchdown
Devin did it again
Devin(e) Intervention is my favorite!
With help from Hevin, Bears Win!
The Joy of Rex
Roman responds: Ok, so we went with a picture of Berrian celebrating the game-tying TD in the fourth. And the headline was: Alive & Kicking.
The inside hed was: In awe of the Hesterizer
Devin did it again
Bad Rex is Better than No Rex At All
Joy of Rex is borderline genius....
and then to top it off with "Bad Rex is better than No Rex at all...."
We are the ones who should now be in awe...and JB should get employed by the ST, as not just a Proof Reader, but also a HEADLINE Writer...or at least assistant to Headline Writer
Roman responds: It's not bad, but the story was Hester and staying alive in the playoff chase. Rex really didn't play that well. But it's a good headline, especially for a novice.
ok..i gotta take back my Genius comment...now that I reread this post and realized that JB just thought up a Bazzillion Headlines...
you were bound to hit one or two good ones! Geez....BlackBerry much?
OK....My award to BEST HEADLINE THAT CAN NEVER BE RUN goes to..
Todd Sauerbrun Is An Idiot
Posted by: Joe | November 25, 2007 11:03 PM
I JUST LIKE TYPING IN CAPS!
So nobody won?
Nice headlines everyone, there were some good ones. I enjoyed this blog.
Hesterizer got the nod? Who's in charge over there?
BEAR DOWN!
BC, you did qualify your genius comment with "borderline," but I don't don't care if you take it back anyway. I still like the rest of it, as it is so completely out of character for you to pay me a compliment. And to think, Roman didn't even post my best one!
Maybe our little Sexy Rexy Blog Buggy of Love is starting to get to you. Scooch over, I'll take the wheel.
Here's another one, from the Novice Headline Writer:
"Return to Denver"
'Hesterizer' got the nod? Who's in charge over there?
SWEENEY
Nice Call...I dont think I get it. Can someone explain to me what that means?
"An Appeaser Or A Teaser"
Either way it was a hell of a game. Can't help but notice though, we only have a chance in games when Hester does well. Ouch! Next headline I would like to see is;
"Nathan In The Cards For Next Game"
Possible meanings of "Hesterizer"
Mesmerizer
Pasteurizer
Pressurizer
Fertilizer
Tenderizer
Osterizer
Hypnotizer
Appetizer
Wizz-O-Nator
Baconator
Ummmm...... no, I don't get it either. My headlines were way better! No explanations necessary.
How about Devinator?
Benson Season Over! Bear's Running Game Saved!!!!!!!
How about:
"Sauer" boot leaves Shanahan fuming.
Hester finds tunnel of love. Says, aint it Devin(e)!
Its gotta be Pulverizer....
otherwise...it makes 0 sense.
Could also be Terrorizer i guess...
I saw a new possibility over the weekend at Target....
Volumizer!!??