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Don't cross the streams. That would be bad.
Dueling Streams...not Dueling Banjos!
A couple of well hung urinals.
Gee whiz!!!
The facilities at Chang and Eng Bunker's place.
Toilets: In 3-D.
See, the new business makes accommodations for the near-sighted!
HARDCORE bathroom graffiti.
It means ol' Cerberus just got himself a water fountain for Moe and Curly.
Please, two weenies bonding is pathetic.
For detention:
Try putting your lame BOOKs away and re-review 'The Devil's Brigade'(1968). And, for the love of I V, sit up in the front line for once and stop whimpering.
Hey look... a new splash guard
Streaming of 'hard' and 'cash', 'you guys',
I gotta hand-it-to-you:
Urinal tanks for painstaking away the brutal blow that book learning had never before successfully flushed into me...
By that I mean: You've put the [fun] in dys.fun.ctional, particularly where it comes to learning denature subset of plans my brother mans have always had...
-Not that I've been had. No.
It's more like that one in a million lesson me lucky self has finally learned to hold.
(Not that there's anything wrong with what ye should be holdin)
But more how ye many lessons have softened the real ization,
As how I happened on this elegant syncopation,
Of how me brothers show no logical explanation,
There is just one place,
That can light my face:
Brothers Indiana, Brothers Indiana, not Ipana, but Urbana, Texarkana, France and Rome!
Brothers Indiana, Brothers Indiana,
they've been always been here dwelling,
In all our Home-sweet Homes!!
At last my dream of bouncing the stream off of one urinal and into the next urinal can be achieved. I may even shout "AT THE BUZZER!" when I do it.
Men's bathroom, United State Senate
They said they wanted two urinals; gave 'em two urinals
Why do people assume that's for two people? Clearly they were kind enough to make a urinal for left handed men and another for right handed ones.
Left one for left handed. Right one for right.