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What, no Miles? Bittersweet, ambiguous Miles? (e.g., http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w0XhQNdtuxU&feature=related)
Elvis Costello did a great acoustic "Valentine" back in '79, and a few years later hired Chet Baker to play on one of his tracks ("Shipbuilding," I believe).