"Making Giant Hands," by Dog and Panther
I'm not sure if you remember me, but I'm the guy in the wheelchair from the happy, slow-motion youtube video. (I don't usually describe myself that way, but it seemed to be the easiest way to describe myself). If you're interested, I just finished another short. I'm super proud of it. Here it is. If you don't have time or just don't feel like watching it, no worries. I'm really looking forward to your new show, next year. And, at the risk of not being politically correct, merry Christmas,
John Katona
You can sample every track in that album by clicking this link.
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They are really talented. I loved their short little documentary on writing the song. The did a great job.