How Michael Caine Speaks
My interview with Michael Caine in Budapest: "The hardest thing for an actor to do is to do nothing.".
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Michael Caine wouldnt stand a chance in a Michael Caine-off against these guys! Awsome and hilarious Thanks Rog.
This is bloody well the best way imaginable for starting my Monday! :)
Bravo!
Caine plays a pimp in an obscure 60's movie.
One of his whores enters the room, "I'm shot Michael, I've just been giving blowjobs to The Beatles and I'm pooped!"
Caine: "The Beatles? You're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!"
sorry.
He should actually be referred to as "Sir Michael Caine" on account of the fact that he was knighted by Queen Elizabeth II in 2000, in recognition of his contribution to cinema.
Not a lot of people know that.
Or, for more great Caine-based comedy, watch this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HdBZ3Pg0-OM
This was awesome. Thanks for sharing it, Roger.
Lol - thanks - I love it and I love Michael Caine! Happy birthday, you gorgeous man!
If I had a nickel for all the times I've said "Hello, my name is Michael Caine!"
Brilliant! Thank you for sharing so that I can do the same in return... have sent along so others can have a laugh this morning... and later when the day starts to press me down... might just watch it again!
Our greatest living English actor! What a tribute to Sir Michael Caine.
Sir Michael knows a thing or two, like how to get around Government financial disasters:
"Batman is my pension you know"