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It's funny, I had an almost identical experience when Kirk Douglas let me touch his chin at a cocktail party once.
What are proof that Gravity is a variable?
What would look great in slow-mo while "The Red Red Robin Goes Bob Bob Bobbin' Along" plays in the background?
What gives?
Yep.
(Note: as of 7:34AM, Mountain Standard Time, right below your headline "Helen Mirren's breasts are the answer to everything" is a black rectangle. Is there supposed to be a video or an image, or am I failing the IQ test?)
I know the feeling after watching a topless Dame in "Caligula," and "The Cook, The Thief, His Wife & Her Lover." Even the PG-13 "Calendar Girls" is a fun tease.
I wasn't going to comment (I'm kind of embarrassed about what a fan I am of La Hélène and her seins magiques) but when I noticed that the ad that ran before the clip played was for a video game, well, I just had to say something. I'm not sure if everyone will get the same ad (do they cycle through randomly or something?) but how wonderful that what I predict will be your most-hit post of all time (they are magic, after all) came preceded by an ad for a video game!
If Ebert's ever linked to any more juvenile thing than this, I haven't seen it. Not that he's linked to much juvenile stuff, but still. This is pretty bad.
can not comment on what cannot be seen
Ebert: It was an embedded video using SNL's own code.
The image doesn't show up when this site is viewed on an iPhone.
Strange, but I had a very different reaction when a man grabbed my breast in a railway station. I later discovered that he'd stolen my passport.