Is it just me, or does the newly clean-shaven Zambrano look like Dr. Evil?
``Ninety-one point five milllllliion dollars...''
At least some teammates agree.
``He is Dr. Evil,'' DeRosa said.
Either way, ``Looks good to me,'' said cue-balled Reed Johnson.
And if so, what about other guys? Marmol-Obama? Chad Fox-Dr. Johnny Fever? Jon Lieber-George Thorogood?
Mike Fontenot - Danny Cooksey from Diff'rent Strokes
Who cares what phat boy Z looks like? Trade his tantrum throwng a$$ before he hurts himself and the Cubs get zilch for him