Found my first morel late this afternoon.
And I showed my wife it.
So she asks, ``Where?''
And I say, ``I can't tell you that.''
And she says, ``That sounds like a guy who doesn't want to be married.''
So I mumble a specific but general place roughly 200 yards by 200 yards.
And no, no more than that.
Other than it is rare that I find my first morel mushroom before a faithful reader submits the first one for Morel of the Week to Sun-Times outdoors.
BTW, send MOTW nominations to email@example.com.