It only seems apt to run the Stray Cast here.
After all, this Web log is named for the Stray Cast, which has snapped off the end of the outdoors column in the Sun-Times on Wednesdays since April 2, 2003.
Here's today's:
NHL commissioner Gary Bettman is as antiquated and dangerous as a low-head dam.

Yes, and the Blackhawks power play couldn't get a puck past either one.