It only seems apt to run the Stray Cast here.
After all, this Web log is named for the Stray Cast, which has snapped off the end of the outdoors column in the Sun-Times on Wednesdays since April 2, 2003.
Here's today's:
Fly-fishing for carp is like having Jay Cutler quarterback the Bears.

Do guys who fly fish for carp refuse to improve on their mechanics too?