It only seems apt to run the Stray Cast here.
After all, this Web log is named for the Stray Cast, which has snapped off the end of the outdoors column in the Sun-Times on Wednesdays since April 2, 2003.
Here's today's:
Manny Ramirez? An outgrown Koi released in my favorite bass pond.

You evidently hold him in higher regard than do I. More like a tick in the crotch.