The Bears are still in the process of filling out their coaching staff, and by doing so, new Bears coach Marc Trestman continues to look at Canada.
The Bears named Brendan Nugent and Carson Walch offensive quality control coaches. Both worked with Trestman with the Montreal Alouettes. Nugent spent 2012 in Montreal an assistant on special teams and an offensive quality control coach, while Walch was the Alouettes' receivers coach.
Tim Tibesar, Purdue's defensive coordinator/linebackers coach, was officially named the Bears' linebackers coach. He was Trestman's defensive coordinator in Montreal in 2011. He was Trestman's linebackers coach for two years before that.
The Bears also signed safety Tom Nelson, an Arlington Heights native, to a reserve/future contract. He played at Illinois State. Nelson has played in 24 games with three starts over three seasons with the Cincinnati Bengals (2009-10) and Philadelphia Eagles (2011).
Oh you betcha, will show those Yanks a ting or two a aboot the football.
Hey hosers Canadian Creighton here. Thought I would give you the old dilly dack on Marc the lark, you betcha. Well olf Marc dare is no Pepsi dats for sure. He's gonna be a boost of hydro for the old peccadillo dare. It's gonna be bedder than a Timbit for Timmie's. Eh, it's gonna be like a chinook just went through your man parts, so grab a mickie and hunker down on the old chesterfield. So behold the power of the beaver, our beaver power is second to none. Long has the Beaver been the symbol of Canada, little beavers, big beavers, angry beavers, sad beavers, stinky beavers. There is no beaver a true canadian will turn away, so my dear Chicago fans. prepare yourselves, no snookies welcome on this train.
In Canada we have changed the name of da Bears to the Canadian Big Beavers. After all Chicago has long been the NY of Canada, so we give you our greatest gift, Canadian Beaver. It's warm and furry and playful, it can smell a little but Canadian Beaver will never let you down. Love your Canadian Beavers Chicago, stroke them, kiss them, play with them, tickle them, just try not to poke them to hard, you don't want to hurt the beaver, just play with them.
What a blessing on your city, we give you Tressy, name you Canadian brother, and give your team our greatest symbol the legendary Canadian Beaver, the freindliest Beaver in da the world.
Oh my gard hosers, just one rule. If we are sending you beaver power, you will not disrespect the Canadian beaver. For there is no bushier beaver alive, no beaver that loves wood more than the canadian beaver. You never shave them, cause canadian beavers are bushy and you never disrespect them, even when they get all wet, cause Canadian beaver ummmm loves water, you betcha. You can't go wrong with a bushy little canadian beaver leading the men of your team to victory.
Can we get Crichton a seat in the McCaskey's box at Soldier's Field?
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Hoser.