Our former governor was in the Magic Kingdom Thursday when the indictment against him came down.
While we don't know his exact itinerary, we leave it you, the readers, to come up with the best Disney ride for Rod Blagojevich.
The Mad Hatter's tea cups?
Space Mountain?
Let's here your suggestion and why it would be the best ride for Rod.
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Why does he need a special ride? I find it hilarious that he is in the "Magic Kingdom" - as far as he was concerned, the Governor's Mansion was itself the "Magic Kingdom"!
You guys are nasty. I'm here at Disney also with my family trying to relax and you jerk-offs sneak into our resort to spread your ugliness and filth. I don't need my child exposed to your hatefulness. I paid alot of money to spend time with my family away from your soap opera smut. If I ever get the opportunity to ruin your family vacation and terrorise YOUR children I wouldn't- that's not what a good American does.
NATASHA KORECKI, CHRIS FUSCO, DAVE MCKINNEY AND ABDON PALLASCH you are all going to hell
It's A Small World...in jail.
How about "The Pirates of the Springfield" Our fearless leaders downstate who take our tax $ with sword play.
The Flying Dumbo ride comes to mind.
Buzz Lightyear- it gives Blago an idea how long his sentence will be.
It's A Small World... in jail. Love it Heidi! However I do feel the former Governor is on Mr. Toads wild ride. Who would have thought being a corrupt politician could be so much fun. Why does Blogo feel he can vacation with his family in Disney World when the citizens of Illinois just had our income tax doubled in order to compensate for his crimes. This man is a lunatic that needs to be stopped before he escapes to Cuba. I could try and feel sorry for his family, however my family has to skip our vacation this year to Disney World. It is not right to cut the criminals breaks just because they have children. NATASHA KORECKI, CHRIS FUSCO, DAVE MCKINNEY AND ABDON PALLASCH Keep up the good work. We the people of Illinois need to be more proactive, and quit getting walked all over by our political leaders. This can not happen to us again.
It's pretty obvious -- Dumbo.
I guess if they ever add a hall of Corruption that would be the only ride befitting him. Lets face it Illinois would be well represented besides Pay Rod Blagoyavitch O. Kerner, George Ryan. You could John and Todd Stoger there and lets not both Mayor Daleys
BACK TO THE FUTURE... THAT WAY HE CAN REDO WHAT HAS BEEN DONE...
DOES DISNEYLAND HAVE AN ATTRACTION CALLED "LOST IN SPACE"? BECASUE THATS WERE BLAGO IS
Haunted House
Pirates of the Caribbean first comes to mind, but perpetual sentance to Small World (over and over and over for 20 years) would be a fitting sentence..
Jurassic Park........It's a zoo in the Governors mansion...
I live in the Orlando area and fittingly enough I think it would be the Pirates of the Carribean as I hear there are some Somali's l@@king for first mates these days, he could get in a lil' practice!!!
Gotta be the Pinocchio ride in Fantasyland. His hair would grow with every lie rather than his nose; perfect for a guy who was living in his own Fantasyland until the cops started taping his calls.
He should just ride everything in Fantasyland, although he is already living it...
Rod the criminal should be given a ride on the front bumper of a speeding Cadillac heading into a brick wall.
Just what if Governor Blagojevich was found innocent? How would you feel? Always remember you are innocent UNTIL PROVEN GUILTY. He still have to eat and take care of his family, and how could one person to be guilty of a crime without the other ones? Something is not right!
Sincerely,
Can't Be Fooled in Chicago
Mary Hartsfield
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Chicago, IL 60651
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How about the Goofy Slide? It starts at the top of Illinois government and slides hilariously far, far down into a giant bowl of prison rape.
It's reall simple. Mr. Toad's Wild Ride. Because it's a wild ride with a reckless toad at the wheel. Complete with a tour of Hell! Now how's that Mr Blago?!
HOW about the "blogoshere"
Pirates of The Carribean in a Small World - He has done something special ?
Simple...Space Mountain!
Anything that has a line to pay double and if he goes through the express without a (pass) he will get a fine of 200% that of the original fee, WITHOUT A NOTICE IN THE MAIL TO CORRECT THE PROBLEM!
Mary Hartfield, makes a point. What if the Blagidiot is found Not Guilty? Then I guess that means he's innnocent, just like OJ. Mary its too bad that our justice system has been so corrupted in favor of the criminals. Don't be so niave to believe for an instant that Blago didn't do it. He has repeatedly stepped on us little guys to, and looked down on us to advance his own ends. He would continue to do this if he wasn't finally caught. If he's found Not Guilty that would be one more slap in our faces. It would also surprise me, as it seems finally most of our eyes have been opened, open yours Mary.